Their majesty only serves to distract you as you die a horrible death, like a glorious bald eagle soaring into your head to excavate its softest holes.Įven if you’re in control of your compulsive teething, though, you’re not safe. What we do know for sure is that these little cuties will wreak havoc on your internal organs in a uniquely irreparable way. They may have developed these deadly defense mechanisms to deter predators, or to kill hippies. Ĭlick right here to get the best of Cracked sent to your inbox.īut then, because nothing can ever be that straightforward, there’s still a couple nasty exceptions, little flowers that might look lovely but have the capacity to send you straight into a box made of their piney tree cousins. A present from a planet that continues to give life, even as we constantly beat it with the ecological equivalent of a lead pipe. What better pick-me-up can there be than the sight of a delicate, colorful flower on a sunny day ? A little bit of God’s origami, opening itself up to us to demonstrate the miracle of life on this earth. When the world is this dark and uncertain, we need all the reminders we can get that life is, in fact, a beautiful opportunity.
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